1. Who’s scruffy lookin’?
2. I’m not Josie Grossy anymore!
3. That Sergeant Angel's coming into your shop. Get a look at his arse.
4. How come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she's cool? Screw you guys. I hate high school.
5. Someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it...
6. What a fitting end to your life's pursuits. You're about to become a permanent addition to this archaeological find. Who knows? In a thousand years, even you may be worth something.
7. We are men of action, lies do not become us.
8. It’s not slime! It’s mucus!
9. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists!
10. Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
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