Lucky for you, I was going through a Princess Diaries phase at the time and wrote it all down.
I'll set the scene:
It's a Friday night. My friends and I have decided to stay up for 30 straight hours, inspired by the 30-hr famine sponsored by the FCA at our school. We had decided not sleeping was way easier than not eating, and we were bored. Mind, we had woken up early that morning for school and we were burnt out from life the way most freshmen in high school are. You know, growing and whining and stuff.
Eager to pass the time without drowsing, we decide to make a list of hot fictional characters and record it in the journal I had taken to chronicling my pathetic fourteen year old life in. here it is, word for word:
2:11 AM 3/11/05
This is teh wonderful Kala!
- Westley, cause he's got a mask and doesn't have a last name...
- DRACO MALFOY CUZ HE'S FREAKING HOT [editor's note: Kala's input]
- Ender Wiggin, cuz he's all smart and stuff [Ginny/Mallory]
- Peter Wiggin, cuz he's a hot genius guy [G,M]
- Harry Potter- too cool to need a reason (almost too sexy for this list)
- Holden Caufield, cuz he's funny
- MERCUTIO- IS DEFINITELY TOO SEXY FOR THIS LIST! [apparently we had just read Romeo and Juliet]
- Michael Moscowitz, cuz he's HOTT and loves Star Wars
- Luke Skywalker, he's the shizz
- Patrick, he made out with Macaulay Culkin [this is a reference to the bloopers from the movie Saved. nerds to the core]
- Macaulay Culkin, he's a beast. enough said. [Saved]
- WOLVERINE- king of beasts and he'splayed by Hugh J.
- Captain Seamus, cuz HE'S GOT A MAGIC BAG OF POTATOES. [honestly, I have no idea what this is about. Possibly artwork on my "I <3 Nerds" purse]
- Meatwad- cuz he's like...meaty and waddy.
- Master Snape- cuz he's hilarious
- APOLLO, CUZ HE'S THE SHIZ [...? Mythology shoutout?]
- Professor Lupin- James Potter- Sirius Black- Need I say more?
- Wiggit- OMG [?]
- Tain- if he were human, he'd probably be hot [no idea- a Yahoo search brought up this]
- Danny Zuko
- FERRIS BEULLER (needs no reason) [this was huge and also had excited sparks coming off of it]
- Marty McFly- cuz he drives a cool car
- SNOOPY- he's cooler than his owner
- Rafiki- WTF
- That guy from Mulan [Shang]- cuz he's hot...in an Asian commando sort of way
- Aragorn- totally KOOL
- Michael Vaughn- he's hot...and has a gun [clearly my input]
- Seth Cohen- cool dork
- PEDRO- he's like...Mexicaney
- Sir Ulrich Von Lichtenstein- cuz he's hot.
- Homer Hickam- Donnie Darko- JAKE G!!!
- George of the Jungle- because he wears a loincloth [hee hee]
- GARY- cuz he's a PIMP
- Rusty Ryan- ate through the entire movie and didn't gain a poooooouuund...
- Mario- he's a hott digital Italian plumber
- The Napster- he can get you green lights all the way down... [hahaha Italian Job]
- Leopold- the whole English thing is pretty cool...
- The Baron- voiced by Cary Elwes [Miyazaki's The Cat Returns]
- CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!!! CUZ HE'S CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!!
- RON WEASLEY- CUZ HE'S A SEXY RED HEADED BEAST!!!
Hope you enjoyed that, Internet.